After laying down the Ten Commandments and Other Random Rules of Conduct, God goes on. "I'm assigning an angel as a guide. He's in charge, so do what he says. Do that, and I'll smite all your enemies and bring you home. We'll wipe out a whole bunch of other tribes along the way, but don't be tempted to worship their gods or take on their customs. My rules only. Do that and the world is your oyster. But I'm going to wipe them out slowly. Not all at once.
"So, Moses go tell the people all
this and then you and Aaron and your priests, come on up here."
"Wait... So the priests can come up now? I thought they couldn't come up."
"Oh sure. Why not? I'm just making this up as I go along."
Moses then goes and tells all the
people what God told him.
"Yeah, that's a good deal,"
say the people.
Moses stays up all night writing all
this down in the Book of Covenant, and then builds an altar and 12
pillars representing the 12 tribes of Israel. They burn some oxen as
offerings and put half of the blood in bowls and splash the other
half on the altar. Then he re-reads the Book, and they agree to it
again. He seals the deal by splashing blood on them.
So Moses and Aaron, Nadab, Abihu, and
70 priests and elders go back up the mountain - a guy who just a
little bit ago couldn't hold his arms up for an extended time is now
making repeated trips up and down a mountain. They see God, who
invites them to dinner.
After dinner, God says to Moses, "Come
up the mountain and I'll give you some stone tablets with all the
rules on them."
"But... aren't we all already here on
the mountain? How much further up do I have to go? And didn't I just write it all down in that book last
night?"
"Please stop asking questions.
Just come MORE up the mountain and I'll give you the tablets."
Moses turns to his priests and says,
"Wait here. Aaron and Hur are in charge in the meantime."
Moses goes into the cloud. To the
people on the ground this all appears as a fire devouring the top of
the mountain. Moses is there for 40 days and 40 nights. There are a
LOT more rules to be told. So many that it takes a month and a half
to get through them all.
This is not just a quick trip up to get
some stone tablets like God said. This is like going to the store
for a pack of smokes and some milk and coming back a month and a half
later. People start to wonder where you went and might just give you up for lost or dead...especially on a mountain top consumed by fire.
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